Why is no one talking about what’s going on? Are we blind? Are we stupid? Do we simply not care? Have the men and women of Eire become helpless, apathetic, docile sheeple? Our ancestors were Druids and Bards. They were singers, writers, artists, rebels and scholars. They were kings and Queens. They wrote the words “invincible, inalienable rights” and stood up and freed themselves from the tyranny of imperial slavery. Now look at us!! We are sleeping while our land is being stripped of its natural resources and our people are being stripped of our freedoms. We are under attack. We are at war. We are the victims of a war on consciousness but are pretending everything is ok….. like a Jewish mother shouting over the sounds of the SS marching boots, “…….Well my little sugar pies…who wants a pretzel?” You can’t get away with invading a ‘civilised’ country like Ireland the way you can with Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran without the world raising a plucked eyebrow or two so instead you get the Irish to give you everything they have voluntarily. It is easy to take over a country when the people are on their knees.

“No I don’t want a pretzel, I want everyone to wake up, see what is going on so we can avoid a disaster, and instead live in peace and harmony…. And anyway I don’t even like pretzels!!”

Everyone knows that our media is bought and paid for and is acting as a fear-mongering propaganda machine that Goebbels would be proud of. Our “government” have forgotten that they are the people’s servants and are acting as masters and worst of all the people are participating in this filthy swamp of corruption by paying for the very institutions of control that are used to enslave us. Many people in their lives do not make time to think for themselves, if they did, we would not be living in this Orwellian wet dream. Instead we chose to let “experts” do the thinking for us. This is extremely dangerous and unnatural. We must only rely on others to make our decisions for us if we completely trust that they have our best interest at heart, otherwise it would be pure foolishness. Do you think those with power are noble-hearted and truly care about the people of this country? Those in power are often mindless, heartless psychopaths who are the type of people you would not trust to babysit your children or even your pet hamster. . . . “Em excuse me where is my hamster?” “Oh sorry did you say mind it… I thought you said fry it with noodles and eat it…. Ooopps my bad…. Buurrrrp”

Edmund Burke, another great Irish man, once wrote “Believe me, it is a great truth, that there never was for any long time, a corrupt representative of a virtuous people; or a mean, sluggish, careless people that ever had a good government of any form…. Such as you are, sooner or later, must parliament become.”  The reason we have a weak, sneaky, spineless government is because they are a direct reflection of ourselves.  We have allowed ourselves to be fooled and caught up in a world of greed and fear and somehow forgot that this is a Sovereign democratic republic…. Each and every one of us is Sovereign. If you ask most people what that means, they will say “a tacky gold ring.” So few of us know what ‘sovereign’ means for the same reason we don’t know the date of Ireland’s Independence Day or more importantly, our basic human rights.  Such information did not make the curriculum during our compulsory cognitive training that they have the audacity to call an education. Basically we can choose who governs us. I don’t know about you, but I choose me. I am my own King and Emperor and I rule my whole kingdom with Love and silly nonsense. You are welcome to hang out in my kingdom but I don’t want to rule you unless it is a once off and you bring pink fluffy handcuffs.

“But Aidan… if everyone did this there would be total CHAOS!!!… It would be ANARCHY!!!… whimper.. whimper.. whimper!”  Firstly, there is no need to be afraid because the word anarchy derives from the Greek word Anarchos which means “without beginning,” a description often used to describe God, so an anarchist is Godlike. And of course God, like me, has no ruler… sure what would he need to measure things for? hee hee. See I told you I rule with silly nonsense!!

It is beautiful to imagine having no ruler and being fully responsible for your actions knowing that you will only do the right thing. Imagine making every decision from a place of love rather than out of a fear of punishment. Secondly, most of history’s heroes were anarchists. In the stories of Jesus, you can see he was a total anarchist. In fact, he was captain of the anarchists; he had anarchy in his porridge and two large dessert-spoons of anarchy in his tea for breakfast. He freed himself from society, meditated alone in the Judean desert for forty days, came back and gave the two fingers to the state, church and banksters. Of course I realise that this strategy did not work out perfectly for Jesus in the end!! And nor did it for other anarchists like Socrates, Ghandi, John Lennon or Martin Luther King, but at least when they were alive they were not robotic slaves living and acting from a place of fear. As Marcus Aurelius said “It is not death that man should fear, but he should fear never being alive.”  I believe it is our sovereign duty to question everything and only consent to doing what we think is the right thing regardless of the consequences. And If you end up getting imprisoned or even killed for not paying the license for your tv or the license for your four chickens or for not getting a passport for your donkey or for not following one of the many other bullshit “laws” well at least you can scream from your last dying breath, “FREEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOMMM!!” …. and you will also leave this life with the comforting knowledge that you did not contribute further to the dumbing down of society by supporting brainwashing Nazis like Pat ‘pay your household’ Kenny…. who would sell his soul for a half-eaten Jaffa cake, if he had one.

It is important to remember that genocide was never committed by civil disobedience; rather it was committed by civil obedience…. Such atrocities against mankind can only happen when people do what they are told with questioning it. Slavery was legal. Everything that happened in Germany was legal. The Irish Holocaust, otherwise known as the famine, was legal. In fact, during this time it was illegal to own a boat or a fishing rod for a Catholic, which is another thing we do not learn at school. I imagine it must have been difficult to comprehend for the people during those years the people in power actively wanted them dead. Likewise it is hard for people to realise today that the Troika, who are the puppet masters of our politicians, want us dead! They cut expenses in services which will destroy lives and kill human beings because it is profitable and when we are dead they will benefit from inheritance tax. Maybe once they convince us to put the safety of our children in the hands of the state, the next referendum can be about putting pensioners in the hands of the state where they can benefit from the economical solution of forced euthanasia.

When the laws works against, rather than for, men’s best interests these laws cease to have a use except to be broken and removed. In times where brave men are tortured and imprisoned for reporting war crimes like Bradley Manning and whistle-blowers are hunted down by “governments” it becomes our moral duty to break such laws. Roosevelt wrote “Men can never escape being governed. Either they must govern themselves or they must submit to being governed by others.” Right now, the people of Ireland can leave the decisions in the hands of men who have a long, long, proven history of acting against the better good of all…. and hope for the best. Or we can take a stand, invoke the spirit of our ancestors and demand a better future. The first step to creating this future is to take some time to think. If you can’t face 40 days in the Judean desert try starting with ten minutes when you wake up before your porridge and tea.

Think about why the “fighting Irish” are sitting back and consenting to be debt slaves? Is it because our ancestors were legally tortured and slaughtered by the church and the state so we have a “keep your head down policy?”  Is it because there is fluoride in our water, which has been proven to “significantly lower IQ”  according to Harvard research scientists. Why are private companies being bailed out while families are bailed out of their homes? Why are we allowing politicians to say one thing and do something different over and over again? Why are we allowing increased taxes with fewer services? Why are we selling our natural assets to foreign companies at the expense of the people? Why are we planting GMOs even though real science shows that they are not in the interest of man or nature? The people know all of this despite the lying media and still, we have been knocking back pints of fluoridated Guinness saying “ah sure it’s grand.” Is it? Is it grand to sell the oil and gas for nothing? Is it grand to force our protectors of peace to become corporate policy enforcers? Is it grand for them to pepper spray, beat and imprison men and women who stand up for their rights? Is it grand to sell our forests and our lands to corporations? Is it grand to claim there are no indigenous people in Ireland? Is it grand to put children’s rights in the hands of the state? Is it grand that we are forced to vote twice for something if we get it “wrong”? If you do think about all of this, maybe you will agree with me when I shout “THIS IS NOT FUCKING GRAND!!!”

Think about why the youth have been forced out our country. A thousand of our brothers and sisters are leaving every week which means we have lost 250,000 of our young, energetic, strong-willed population since 2008. That is 50,000 more than the Irish Volunteers ever had. Imagine 250,000 people camping outside the Dail insisting that the 1,600 billion euros worth of oil and gas be used for the people of Ireland, demanding that, like 98% of Europe, fluoride be removed from our drinking water, the GMO potatoes planted in Carlow are dug up and the banksters and corporate criminals are arrested and hunted down like they were in Iceland. Think about why we don’t hear Iceland mentioned in the “news” these days?  I personally am not into protesting and signing petitions because they have proved to be about as useful as treating cancer patients with diet coke. If you are buying your petrol in Topaz, which used to be called Shell, (wonder why they changed their name), and buying apples from New Zealand in giant corporations like Tescos and march up and down O’Connell street while drinking your Aspartame-filled Diet  Coke…..you are the problem. You are the problem and can you please stop? Rather than mindless fools shouting and banging pots, we need conscious focused action.

The good news is that this is happening right now all throughout the country. There are thousands of people who are starting to stand up for themselves and each other, who have turned off their tvs, who are eating locally grown, organic,  non-GMO foods, who filter their water and who refuse to be bullied out of their homes or to pay unlawful makeyuppy taxes like the household charge. These groups are growing in size and strength and are bringing like-minded people together. People from all over the land are dedicating their time and energy to making a better Ireland, for no reason other than, because they long for a better Ireland for all. Every cell in their bodies is driving them forward, creating solutions to create a more beautiful Ireland. It is happening. It is happening with or with you. It is happening now.

This Holy land is singing to us. The tune is stirring the love of life within our souls and we, the people, will fight for and with Love. We will, realise who we are, our ancestors will act through us and we will be singing Freedom loud enough for the whole world to hear. Ireland has been, still is, and will be a beacon of light. We are shining the light to the whole world… which will save us a fortune on electricity bills.

King Aidan October 8^th 2012

I am on a tour with Charlie and Pierce. On tour means driving for hours, stopping for food, setting up the venue, doing a sound check, then making the audience laugh followed by a night on the piss. Basically we are in each other’s company all day everyday. Most humans, especially comedians, I could not do this with. There would be tears and blood, because I have an inability to talk or listen to nonsense and would end up feeling suicidal and blame them for everything by shouting at them as loudly as possible. I think it was day 2 when me and Pierce fought over the children’s referendum, he did not agree with my statement which was probably something like “The state are satanic cunts who don’t even care about their own children, and anyone who votes yes is a retard.” The argument went on for an hour, Charlie put on headphones and I counted the vote yes signs out loud and repeating “wow still no vote no signs… suppose I better do what I am programmed to do and vote yes to give away my right…. duh… duh .. duh.” It was about 2 days later in Galway when I had my first fight with Charlie.

Now what I am saying to my blog of two readers, (me and some girl who fancies me…hi) is that fighting with people is beautiful… an honest open discussion is healing. It is natural and it helps the relationship grow. I love these guys now, even Pierce, wit his view that is condemning the world to a nazi-like controlled state. We can discuss anything now… ANYTHING. We know that every subject is ok and whatever the judgement we make of each other we are still ok. I would like to say there is no judgement, but I think that is a bit Jesus-like, I have judgement, but i don’t condemn I accept….. kind of like “Your view is a piece of shit but I know you don’t fully understand, you are my brother so I love and accept you anyway… but your view is still a piece of shit.”

Anyway I think touring is the best experience. I just make people laugh and drink and talk to men about the world. I learn about me and my biggest worry is that my skin is dry because hotels always have crap soap… that and the world is still fucked.